Bambooty's plaque: the office's golden bamboo Bambooty · Your office

Eight roles. One single office.

Posty brings in customers. Gesty gets the paperwork in order. Desy designs your brand. Growty drives growth. Venty sells and closes. Atenty looks after your customers. Talenty looks after your team. Bossty runs them all. Each role is hired separately and works on its own, fully, in its job. Together they form your office — without hiring anyone.

The Bambooty office: all eight agents, each in their sector, working their trade
Every post in its sector, doing its trade, under a single lead.
The guide

Tell us what you need. We'll tell you who solves it.

Write, in your own words, what your business is missing today. No forms, no detours: one sentence is enough, and the recommendation comes from your pain, not from a catalog.

If your sentence isn't enough, we'll ask you just one tap question.
The employees

Every role, covered.

Hire only the one you need: each employee works on its own, fully, in its role, without needing any other to do its job.

Posty

Posty.

Community Manager

Brings in customers: content, social media and community. It posts, replies and keeps your business visible every day.

FromUSD 199.99 /month

Opens Jan 1, 2027 · Founding waitlist open Visit its site →
Gesty

Gesty.

Office Manager

Gets the paperwork in order: invoicing, collections, scheduling, inventory, suppliers and day-to-day WhatsApp. Everything filed and up to date.

FromUSD 229.99 /month

Arrives Apr 1, 2027 · Waitlist
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Desy

Desy.

Graphic Designer

Designs your brand: identity, logo, print pieces and everything that isn't content. It leaves your business with a visual system of its own, consistent across every piece.

FromUSD 219.99 /month

Arrives Jun 21, 2027 · Waitlist
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Growty

Growty.

Growth Manager

Drives growth: ads that pay off, experiments and metrics. It turns attention into customers who buy and come back.

FromUSD 299.99 /month

Arrives Aug 1, 2027 · Waitlist
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Venty

Venty.

Sales Manager

Sells and closes: it answers every inquiry within minutes, does the follow-up nobody does, and turns interest into sales and bookings.

FromUSD 279.99 /month

In development · No date yet · Waitlist
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Atenty

Atenty.

Customer Care Manager

Looks after your customers: it answers on every channel, resolves complaints and problems, and follows up after the sale. No customer is left without an answer.

FromUSD 239.99 /month

In development · No date yet · Waitlist
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Talenty

Talenty.

Human Resources Manager

Looks after your team: it recruits, interviews, and keeps files, payroll and vacations in order. The role every business with a team suffers in silence.

FromUSD 259.99 /month

In development · No date yet · Waitlist
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Bossty

Bossty.

General Manager

Runs everything and answers for it: sees the whole business, decides, directs whichever employees you have — one or all eight —, verifies the results and reports back.

FromUSD 349.99 /month

In development · No date yet · Waitlist
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Each role delivers in full on its own. The office is what forms when you decide to add them up: an option, never a condition.

The work speaks

No promises: work.

This isn't what the employees could do: it's finished work. Every role, in the same card: the ones with public work already show it; the ones without it yet say what they're preparing and when they open.

Five posts created by Posty for a coffee shop
Posty · Community Manager

A week of content

Five pieces for one same coffee shop, each with its own design: that's how Posty works when it creates a business's content, with no repeated templates.

Public work Visit its site →
Gesty answering the office phone
Gesty · Office Manager

Its deliverable: admin, up to date

Invoicing, collections, scheduling and paperwork, all up to date. Its public sample arrives with the role: today there is no client work to show — and we don't invent it.

In preparation · Opens Apr 1, 2027 Visit its site →
Alba's cup with the brand printed on it, designed by Desy
Desy · Graphic Designer

A complete brand: Alba

For Alba, a specialty coffee shop invented for this sample, Desy created the brand from scratch: identity, printed menu and application. A fictional business — real work.

Public work Visit its site →
Growty with the golden drop and the bamboo sprout in his palm
Growty · Growth Manager

Its deliverable: new clients, measured

Measured ad spend and one experiment a week, with the cost of every inquiry in plain sight. Its public sample arrives with the role: today there are no client campaigns to show — and we don't invent them.

In preparation · Opens Aug 1, 2027 Visit its site →
Venty with his golden chess king
Venty · Sales Manager

Its deliverable: every inquiry, closed

Replies in minutes and follow-up through to the close of every inquiry. Its public sample arrives with the role: it's in development, with no date yet — and no invented results.

In preparation · In development, no date yet Visit its site →
Atenty with her customer-care shield
Atenty · Customer Care Manager

Its deliverable: no client left unanswered

Replies across every channel, complaints resolved and after-sales follow-up. Its public sample arrives with the role: it's in development, with no date yet — and no invented cases.

In preparation · In development, no date yet Visit its site →
Talenty with her calendar tablet
Talenty · Human Resources Manager

Its deliverable: your team, in order

Files, key dates, payroll and leave, never forgotten. Its public sample arrives with the role: it's in development, with no date yet — and no invented cases.

In preparation · In development, no date yet Visit its site →
“The stock that got counted twice”The Captain's Report · No. 5
Bossty · General Manager

The Captain's Report

Every week, a real management case and the rule it leaves behind: five reports are already published, in full and in public, to read or listen to.

Public work Read and listen to the reports →
The full team

We built the perfect team for every business

Each role can be hired separately and does its full job on its own. But when the whole office is in place, something bigger than the sum of its parts happens: your business stops depending on you being on top of everything.

Freedom

Your time becomes yours again: the office works through the day and at night a single report tells you everything that happened. Nobody chases tasks or checks spreadsheets by hand.

Help on every front

Never alone in front of everything again: posting, selling, collecting, answering and organizing stop falling on one single person — every front has a role watching it every day.

  • Your Instagram, selling for you — posts and reels made to sell, without you putting anything together.

  • Order in everything — schedule, paperwork and collections up to date, without you checking a thing.

  • Design that represents you — every piece looks like your business, nothing generic.

  • New clients coming in — measured growth, with the cost of every inquiry on view.

  • Sales that close — every inquiry answered and followed through to the close.

  • Clients, cared for — no complaint is left waiting or unfollowed.

  • Your team, in order — files, dates and shifts for your people, never forgotten.

  • Direction that pushes you — the whole picture watched, with a single report for you.

You're not hiring software. You're joining a family.

A family that already knows your business — it learned it once and the whole team shares it — and that works every day so you become better in your sales, in your order and in your time. Having the full team is that: no longer standing alone in front of everything.

See the Complete Office Pack
Complete Office Pack

The full office, one single subscription

Posty, the family's community manager
Posty.
Gesty, the family's office manager
Gesty.
Desy, the family's graphic designer
Desy.
Growty, the family's growth manager
Growty.
Venty, the family's sales manager
Venty.
Atenty, the family's customer care manager
Atenty.
Talenty, the family's human resources manager
Talenty.
Bossty, the family's general manager
Bossty.
Complete Office Pack

All eight roles, under one lead

All 8 agents — Posty, Gesty, Desy, Growty, Venty, Atenty, Talenty and Bossty — on their Essential plans, in a single subscription. An option with savings, not a condition: each role can also be hired separately and does its full job on its own.

Bought separately: USD 2,079.92/month. With the pack, you save USD 579.93 a month.

USD 1,499.99 /month

Reserve the Complete Office Pack

Founding price: reserve today and it activates when the office is complete. Nothing is charged before then.

What each role does for you

The pack's three levels: Essential USD 1,499.99/month · Complete USD 1,999.99/month · Total USD 2,499.99/month.

And what it feels like: your time comes back, every front has someone working it every day, and a manager proposes improvements to keep you growing. You're not hiring software: you're joining a family that already knows your business and works every day so you sell more — with more order and more calm.

  • Posty. creates and publishes your business's Instagram week by week: posts and reels made to sell, without you putting anything together.
  • Gesty. tidies your administration: schedule, paperwork, invoices and collections up to date, without you checking a thing.
  • Desy. designs your brand's graphic pieces with your identity: posts, menus and print files ready to use.
  • Growty. brings you new clients: measured ad spend and one experiment a week, showing you what each inquiry that comes in costs.
  • Venty. works your sales: answers every inquiry right away and follows it through to the close, so none goes cold.
  • Atenty. looks after your clients: answers inquiries and complaints fast, and cares for every at-risk client until their case is closed.
  • Talenty. takes care of your people: files, key dates and your team's day to day, in order and never forgotten.
  • Bossty. directs the whole team for you: hands out the day's orders, verifies every front against its goal, and reports back to you in a single report.

That's how the pack works at its Essential level: all eight roles, each on their Essential plan. At Complete (USD 1,999.99/month) and Total (USD 2,499.99/month), all eight roles move up to that level of their plan.

Reserve the Complete Office Pack

Reserve the Complete Office Pack, right here

The reservation happens at the house: leave your email and your founding price is saved. It activates when the office is complete — nothing is charged before then.

The office wakes up

The office switches on, post by post

Bossty walks the office and every post wakes up working: scroll on and watch it all switch on.

The road

The family is completed in stages.

Each employee activates when it's perfect, not when the calendar pushes. Dates and statuses, as of today:

PostyJan 1, 2027 · Founding waitlist open
GestyApr 1, 2027 · Waitlist
DesyJun 21, 2027 · Waitlist
GrowtyAug 1, 2027 · Waitlist
VentyWebsite live · OS approved
AtentyWebsite live · OS finalized
TalentyWebsite live · OS approved
BosstyIn development · No date yet

How your office learns

It understands your trade

Each employee learns how your kind of business works: its pace, its words, and what makes a customer come back.

It plugs into your system

It works with what you already use — your schedule, your spreadsheets, your Instagram — instead of forcing you to switch tools.

It asks only what's needed

What it doesn't know, it asks you once and keeps it. It never interrupts you over everything, and never makes up what it doesn't know.

All of that is kept in the shared foundation: one employee learns it and the whole team uses it — that's why the next one you add already knows your business.

Valentino, founder of Bambooty
The founder's letter

Why this office exists

I'm Valentino. I'm building Bambooty because I've lived it myself: running a small business means doing every job at once — selling, posting, collecting, serving, hiring — and the day is never long enough.

That's why every post in this office is a complete employee in its own job: hired separately, working on its own from day one, and living in a single app, with one account and one invoice. And I don't launch any of them until they work the way I would.

The story is simple: the app opens under the name Posty on January 1, 2027, and becomes Bambooty when Gesty joins, on April 1, 2027 — same account, same data, same founding price. And what the office learns lives in one shared foundation the whole team uses.

— Valentino · Founder of Bambooty

FAQ

What everyone asks

Can I hire them already?

Not yet, and we'll tell you straight. Posty opens on January 1, 2027: today you can save your spot on its founding waitlist from its site. After that come Gesty (April 1, 2027), Desy (June 21, 2027) and Growty (August 1, 2027). Venty, Atenty, Talenty and Bossty are in development, with no date yet. No employee charges anything before it's live.

Do I have to hire the whole family?

No. Each employee is hired separately and works on its own, fully, in its role, from day one — none of them needs another to do its job. The full office is for whoever wants everything together: you start with the role that hurts most and add the rest whenever you want, if you want.

How do I pay?

With a single subscription: each active employee adds its monthly plan to the same invoice. If you want the full office from the start, the Complete Office Pack bundles the eight Essential plans for USD 1,499.99/month, versus USD 2,079.92 separately.